"‘I can’t get up this football mountain,’ Brett Favre shouts up to Ochocinco. ‘The football is too big and it’s signed by a lot of great players.’
Ochocinco leans over, extending a hand. ‘I’ll help you up, Brett. We’re Football friends, and that’s the best kind of friends.’"

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/page/67/

this is too funny to deal with at 4 in the morning

this is how i ragequit from life
(many apologies to original artist)

this is how i ragequit from life

(many apologies to original artist)

once i saw this, it just had to be tumbl’d

once i saw this, it just had to be tumbl’d

let’s start this off the way nature intended tumblr to be: replete with neon selfies
most of this is probably going to be a storage area for when i get self-conscious about posting too many status updates on my facebook

let’s start this off the way nature intended tumblr to be: replete with neon selfies

most of this is probably going to be a storage area for when i get self-conscious about posting too many status updates on my facebook